The Big 3-Oh Shit…
Posted by chrissy on August 14, 2009
30. When did that happen? (Seriously, I was just 16 and insecure. ok well being 30 doesn’t make me any less insecure but what the hell, at least I’m a little bit more mature, right?)
30. See that gray hair, right there, stuck in that curl? You might not see it, but I know it’s there. (There are more popping up all over the place every second of the day. I hear another one popping as I write this. Thank God.)
30. Newly single. 6 year relationship, over. (Wow. Now this is crazy. I feel like I was just a young ‘un 6 years ago. Scared, you bet your sweet ass.)
30. 3 year old (Don’t get me wrong she’s awesome. But throw a 3 year old into the 30 and newly single mix and I’m fucked. Have fun dating me boys.)
30. Prom ‘09 for the big party. (Seriously, this was better than my real proms! I totally have to thank my friends for putting it together. However, I didn’t get LAID on MY prom night this year. What the fuck kind of prom is that?)
30. Dating again. really? (This really boggles my mind. I might actually mention it a few more times.)
30. He’s just not that into you (me). Are any of them really that into you (me)? (If so where are they, because it’s not here. Hello, I’m here find me bitches.)
30. No published books. (I shouldn’t really add this since this was already an issue during my 22 year old crisis, but I’m still mad that I’m too lazy to write a damn book or 2.)
30. No ford mustang. (They are following me every where I go. I either need to date a guy who has one (convertable preferred) or get my own (convertable must, red)
